Kelly's Korner

FAIL! LOL

Fri, 30 May 2008 21:10:34 GMT

Are you ready to rumble?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:27:34 GMT

The Canadiens beat the Bruins again last night. Yuck! That's TWO nights in a row now. They play in Boston tonight, so hopefully that'll help turn things around for the Bruins.

The Flames play the Sharks tonight too. I want to see them kick San Jose's ass!

Then the Pens play the Sens tomorrow night. Go Crosby!!!

Yeah, I loves me some hockey. ;D

Not sure how my blood tests from Friday morning are going to turn out. If you were able to read my entry from the other day, you'll know that I was feeling pretty down about my health, etc. after my appointment Tuesday. Well Lisa got me over to her place Thursday night, saying she had a sure fire way to cheer me up. Well her "sure fire" way of cheering me up involved my cousin (who I hadn't seen in a few weeks) and a quart of vodka. lol God love her!

I didn't get home from Lisa's until about 4am the next morning. I had to leave at 6am for the hospital. Let me tell you, two hours of sleep does not a party make! lol The blood tests weren't so bad, they only took a few viles this time around. But getting them a urine sample is what proved to be somewhat of an issue. Women cannot pee in a little cup! Especially when the person in the bathroom next to you slams their door and literally scares the "pee" outta you. Yeah, messy. But I had to laugh. lol Eventually I managed to get enough in the cup for them. If I never have to go through that again though, it'll be too soon.

I gotta go back on the 21st to go over the test results and discuss what we're gonna do next. I'm pretty sure I'll end up having to go back to my family doctor again before the end of the month too. Then I gotta go back to see my new gyne before June. Hopefully that'll be it for the Summer! *crosses fingers*

Yesterday I woke up with a really bad sore throat, which has now turned into a full blown cold. Bleh! Guess I shouldn't have gone out last night after all.

Speaking of last night, I don't think Duncan and I are friends anymore. He told me not to call him or talk to him anymore. But not as politely as that. lol Why? Because I asked him to stop shoving his girlfriend, Keri, around and to stop telling her to "Get the fuck outta my face bitch!" and to "Fuck off!!!" while we were at Heath's. I was suprisingly calm during the whole thing too, but his treatment of her was making us all, especially Keri, uncomfortable. So I had to say something. Nobody else would. Was I wrong to? =/

I'm going to start going to the gym across the street with my friend Tammy this week. She needs a "buddy" and I need someone to "show me the ropes". So it's a win-win situation. I'm sure it'll be a hoot with the two of us involved. lol

It's suppose to be pretty nice this week weather wise, so I'm going to try to take advantage of that and get some major walking in too. Already got my mp3 player loaded and ready to go!

I think that's all I had wanted to say...for now. :P

Leo - April 11th 2008

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:09:31 GMT

It seems like everyone is getting what they want, except you. Be patient. Your turn is coming.
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Here's hoping! *crosses fingers*

Friday Five

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:57:10 GMT

1. If you had the ability to legally change your name, would you? To what?
Probably, and to Jaclyn.

2. What do you with with change that you receive from banks/purchases/find on the ground?
I put all my small change in a homemade piggy bank. It's an empty Lays Stax potato chip tin. lol

3. If you could travel back in time to change the course of one historical event, what event would it be?
Historical for me, or the world in general? For me I'd change my 18th birthday. For the world in general, probably 9/11.

4. Would you rather live a safe, stable, moderately interesting life or one where every day was dangerous, volatile, and different?
I'd rather live a safe, stable, moderately interesting life thanks.

5. What do you think you'll be remembered for when you die and, if you could, would you change it to something else?
Assuming I'll be remembered in the first place, I think (or like to think) I think it would be for my sense of humor and/or kindness. :)

Copy and paste to your own journal, blog, etc. and fill in your own answers.

Penguins take game 1!

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:01:33 GMT

The Penguins beat the Senators 4-0 tonight. I like both teams, but I gotta root for the Penguins. They have hometown hero, Sidney Crosby. This is gonna be one helluva series kids! ;D

James is FINALLY gone from the Big Brother house. Huzzah!

The snow around here is all gone, and I hope it stays that way! It's really been a beautiful week weather wise. I've yet to take advantage of it by getting out there and walking, but I plan to tomorrow.

We had our first barbecue of 2008 last night. Mmm...was it ever good! Can't wait 'til it starts becoming a regular thing.

This universal adapter is already starting to piss me off. It'll run my laptop while it's plugged in, but it refuses to charge it for some reason so I might have to return it. Grr!

I've got a "plan". That may sound a little mysterious, but I don't want to jinx anything by giving away any details just yet. Wish me luck, I'll need it!

Big thanks to everyone who has commented and/or sent me messages regarding my last couple of serious blogs. It really meant a lot to me. I love you guys! *hugs*

I'm out. Ciao!

I need YOUR opinion!

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:51:29 GMT

Does anyone know anything about universal laptop adapters? I've heard more bad things about them then good and wouldn't usually recommend them to anyone, but I had to get myself one as my original is barely hanging on by life support.

My laptop popped up a message saying that this adapter isn't the original and that my computer will operate slower and won't charge (which it seems to be doing now...*knocks on wood*) so I should connect another Dell one. Yeah, cause I've got $200+ just laying around to buy one of theirs. Pfft!

I don't want to fry my laptop, but I do want it to work and this was the only solution I could see. It says on the package that this adapter is suppose to work with my particular Dell model, so here's hoping that it does! It might take longer to charge because I'm pretty sure it's a lower wattage, but that's fine. As long as it charges eventually. lol

Soo...any thoughts or experiences with universal type stuff? PLEASE SHARE!

I'm a freaking carnival ride!

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:29:35 GMT

You Are a Carousel

You are young at heart and a truly playful person. No one would ever accuse you of taking life too seriously.

You are definitely in things for the fun. You find joy easily, and you are often building up anticipation for your next adventure.

In relationships, you tend to want to be babied and taken care of.

And while you may be a bit high maintenance, you are incredibly loyal.

Your life is simple and satisfying. Each day you treat yourself to something you enjoy.

You have a lot of emotional attachments, and experiences are extra vivid to you.

You tend to be nostalgic and sentimental. The past is important to you.

Comfortable around all living things, you have a special connection to animals and children.

At your best, you are whimsical, free spirited, and creative.

Even if your schemes seem a bit strange, they usually work out wonderfully.

At your worst, you are spoiled, demanding, and impossible to satisfy.

You've been known to act like a brat if you aren't getting your way!

What Carnival Ride Are You?

Post A Birthday Message For Taylor On MySpace!

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:18:58 GMT

I was asked to spread the word, and I know I have at least a couple of Taylor Kitsch fans on my f'list, so here goes...

As most of you already know, Taylor's 27th birthday is on April 8th. We here at TK.net will be posting a special birthday message for Taylor on Tuesday, but if you would like to send Taylor a birthday message of your own, you can do so by posting it here on his official MySpace fan page.

Please note...you must be a MySpace member to post a comment! If you don't already have a MySpace account, don't worry. Registration is free and easy.

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:37:06 GMT

Ok f'list, I need your help. Especially you Canadians!

Apparently ET Canada/Entertainment Tonight Canada ran a piece about the top 5 small screen "Canadian Hunks" on their show the other night. Kyle Schmid was #4, but more importantly Taylor Kitsch (now I know I have your attention. heh) was #1! Sadly I missed all of this because I did not know about it in advance and don't normally watch gossip/celebrity news shows without a reason. I only found out about it because of a discussion that came up in my interest search. Unfortunately it was a discussion by a bunch of rabid Kyle Schmid fan girls complaining that Kyle was #4 and wondering "who the hell is Taylor Kitsch?!?" and why he was #1. Pssh!

So I'm hoping that someone here on my f'list will have seen it and can better inform me of the details, or will know where I can find a clip of it online. Anyone? I've already tried the ET Canada site AND YouTube to no avail. :(

I'm not going to bother posting this on MySpace because only 2 or 3 people on my f'list there know who he is. lol

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:28:38 GMT

TV meme snagged from airmidm

1. Bold the shows you've watched every episode of
2. Italic the shows you've seen at least one episode of
3. Post your answers

50. Quantum Leap
49. Prison Break
48. Veronica Mars
47. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
46. Sex And The City

45. Farscape
44. Cracker
43. Star Trek
42. Only Fools And Horses
41. Band of Brothers

40. Life On Mars
39. Monty Python's Flying Circus
38. Curb Your Enthusiasm
37. Star Trek: The Next Generation
36. Father Ted

35. Alias
34. Frasier
33. CSI: Las Vegas
32. Babylon 5
31. Deadwood

30. Dexter
29. ER
28. Fawlty Towers
27. Six Feet Under
26. Red Dwarf

25. Futurama
24. Twin Peaks
23. The Office UK
22. The Shield
21. Angel

20. Blackadder
19. Scrubs
18. Arrested Development
17. South Park
16. Doctor Who

15. Heroes
14. Firefly
13. Battlestar Galactica
12. Family Guy
11. Seinfeld

10. Spaced
09. The X-Files
08. The Wire
07. Friends
06. 24

05. Lost
04. The West Wing
03. The Sopranos
02. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
01. The Simpsons

For the FNL fans on my f'list...

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:42:05 GMT

“Friday Night Lights” will be back for a third season, thanks to a deal between NBC and DirecTV that splits costs and distribution rights, giving DirecTV customers first dibs at the high school football drama, starring Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton.

The 13-episode season will air first on DirecTV in the fall and then run on NBC in midseason, probably in its current Friday night time slot, said David Nevis, president of Imagine Television, which produces the show. NBC is expected to officially announce the deal in a presentation to advertisers in New York this afternoon.

Nevins declined to say how much money DirecTV is forking over for the rights but characterized it as “a lot of money, significantly more than if we just did second runs on a cable network.” Nevins remarked that he wished a deal like it had been possible three years ago when Fox was forced to cancel “Arrested Development,” another show with a small but loyal audience.

“I love these shows, and I think that they’re unique,” Nevins said. “They have an incredibly strong bond with them and seem to appreciate the characters and actors in them at a deep level. My whole goal is to make television that is not boring. For better or for worse, we make these beloved but not-for-everyone TV shows. And I think that the truth is that in this new climate of television, there is more and more room. There are so many programming sources that there’s a hunger for distinctive programming even if it’s not unbelievably mass.”

While the audience of “Friday Night Lights” ranges only from 6 million to 7 million, its viewers tend to be upscale, which advertisers like, and very passionate and loyal, Nevins pointed out.

“Five years ago, or probably three years ago, this show would have sunk below the water and disappeared without a trace,” he said. “Now, there’s value in these shows that have incredibly passionate audiences and passionate fans in the public and passionate fans in the press. I just think it’s really interesting that NBC, being one of the big networks, is now able to capitalize on it.”

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I'm kind of disappointed about DirecTV airing FNL first in the Fall (because I don't have DirecTV and will have to wait until the new year for new eps...), but I am ecstatic that we're getting a season 3. YAY! *does the run* ;D

I'm in love...

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:20:59 GMT

...with Nancy Luv. She OWNS me!

Watch out Happy Bunny, you may have some competition. :P lol

Stolen from Shawna...

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:02:22 GMT

Which Website are You?

Icon Meme

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:41:41 GMT

Kelly picked the following 5 icons. Not that she had a whole lot to choose from...lol

1.
Because I <3 Pogue! He's been my favorite Covenant character since the first time I saw the movie and heard him say "Dunno...just got here." in the movie. I loved his attitude, his man giggle when he sees Kate at the bonfire, the way he was a little over protective of her and of course...his looks. Especially his hair! You just don't get much more perfect than Pogue. What? I *am* female. :P

2.
Pogue looks all "grr!" in this icon, and I find that kinda sexy. heh

3.
I've actually done that before, for real! lol So when I saw this icon, I just HAD to snag it.

4.
Fictional boys (Pogue Parry, Tim Riggins, Dean Winchester, et.) are just SOO much better than real boys! At least the real boys that *I* know anyway. lol

5.
Because it's true. It's damn true! Also similar to the explanation given for my "type of girl" icon. ;D

10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:41:19 GMT

I know at least two other people on my friends list who will enjoy this as much as I did. Soo true, no? LOL

10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player

1. They always wear protection.
2. They have great hands.
3. They are used to scoring.
4. They have great stamina.
5. They find the opening and get it in.
6. They never miss the target.
7. They know how to use their wood.
8. They have long sticks.
9. They know when to play rough.
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:30:26 GMT

I liked this so much, I swiped it. lol Thanks airmidm!

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it.

FIVE.When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson!

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

the 'seven' meme

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:40:52 GMT

Tagged by the awesome janinelearner

A) List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
B) Tag seven people to do the same.
C) Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it".

1. I often twist my hair. It doesn't really matter where I'm at, who I'm with or what I'm doing either. lol I know it annoys some people when I do it, but whatev. It's MY hair! :P

2. I modeled clothes for a fitness clothing store called 'Aerobics First' when I was in junior high. It was my first and only fashion show.

3. I'm pretty handy and I know my way around a tool box. I'm also quite capable of changing a tire (even though I don't own a car or drive...at all!), pumping gas, fixing a toilet, unclogging a drain, patching holes in the walls, etc. I have my Dad and his 20+ years of being a building superintendent to thank for that.

4. I'm not afraid of bugs. Including spiders! If I find one inside, I'll safely "relocate" them outside somewhere instead of killing them.

5. I was a c-section baby. I wasn't due until the end of July, but I tried to come out in June. My Mom's doctor didn't like that idea and wouldn't let me come when I wanted to. How rude! So being the stubborn girl that I am, I refused to come at the end of July like I was suppose to. lol To make my point, I even anchored myself down in my Mom's belly by wrapping my umbilical cord around my ankle and held on. lol Come August 8th, my Mom and her doctor had decided they'd had enough of my antics and attitude (and they were afraid the cord was around my neck) so they went in and scooped me out! Which is why I'm a Leo instead of a Cancer (the astrological sign that I'm truly more like imo) or a Gemini. :D

6. I haven't had sex in 7 years now and despite being given a vibrator for my birthday last year, I currently don't use (or have any other) toys.

7. I can't sleep with any less than 4 pillows. I have 6 on my bed now, including a body pillow.

I tag airmidm, shawnalasex, loverazor, melian, hiddenwave, cherryscott & even though she's not yet on my f'list...jandjsalmon.

Anyone remember Astar?

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 19:13:48 GMT

Was I the only kid NOT frightened by this commercial? lol

To My F'List

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:33:00 GMT

The Strangers

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:37:24 GMT

I sooooo want to see this movie!!! :D

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:01:22 GMT

Police pry toilet seat off woman who sat in bathroom for 2 years.

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:11:52 GMT

WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat.

She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman’s 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, ’Maybe tomorrow,’" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital.

Whipple said she has refused to co-operate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they didn’t know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren.

No-one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbour.

"I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age.

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That was in my local paper today. Like wtf?!? I don’t understand how something like that can happen. Why did her boyfriend wait so long to seek help? How did she even KEEP a boyfriend? Did she not have any other family members or friends? If she did, how did they not notice that she wasn’t really around for two years? I’m in the bathroom not even 5 minutes and someone is either banging on the door or calling me on the phone. I’m totally baffled by this! o_O

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:56:14 GMT

Gravity is made of win! LOL

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:35:32 GMT

I needed a laugh. Thanks D! ;D

Stolen from airmidm...

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 13:06:23 GMT

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